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Random Thoughts from an Absent Mind
Created on 2005-04-27 12:50:25 (#6936877), last updated 2005-10-21
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Basic Info| Name: | squatting_jedi |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-24 |
| Location: | GA |
BioPeople have asked me why I go by "Squatting Jedi" Well folks, if I was "Standing Jedi" then I'd have a crap stain running down my leg.
Greatest moments/ events/ discoveries in history:
10. God made boobies. (Wow, the rest must be really really good if this is just #10)
9. The invention of the Slinky (I mean it just keeps going and going!!)
8. Einstein’s theory of relativity. (The general theory not that special crap, that's for amateurs)
7. The Norman Invasion of 1066 (Those POME’s really got theirs then!)
6. 2019, the year of Bladerunner (one of Harrison Ford’s greatest roles behind Han Solo)
5. “The Drive” January 11, 1987 John Elway drove the ball 98 yards to beat the Cleveland Browns and go to the Super Bowl.
4. The Second Death Star was blown up. (This would have been higher if the Death Star was actually completed)
3. May 19, 2005. The end of an era.
2. October 18, 1976 (if anyone knows why, you KNOW why)
1. The first Death Star was blown up. (Need I say more?)
“There are only two things I hate in this world; people who are intolerant of others nationalities, and the Dutch”
Seriously, I’m born and raised in Atlanta, GA. I graduated from the University of Alabama with a degree in accounting and am now working towards my CPA. I love to travel and backpacked Europe alone for two months a few years ago and would do it again if time permits, or even if it doesn’t. I consider myself easy to get along with but my enemies wouldn’t say anything cause I killed them before they had a chance. The best advice ever given to me was from my mother, “Men lie, women are deceitful.” To this day that holds true. For other facts about me please refer to my FBI file, and if you think I’m kidding about that…
"Everyone has a little dork in them, mine carries a lightsaber."- Philip
You have a Purple Lightsaber.
Purple is associated with wisdom, dignity,
independence, creativity, mystery, and magic.
Purple denotes high spirituality and religious
aspiration. Purple also represents Peacefulness
and Purification. It also has a sense of
intuitive understanding and a feeling of
intimacy with the world.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
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Greatest moments/ events/ discoveries in history:
10. God made boobies. (Wow, the rest must be really really good if this is just #10)
9. The invention of the Slinky (I mean it just keeps going and going!!)
8. Einstein’s theory of relativity. (The general theory not that special crap, that's for amateurs)
7. The Norman Invasion of 1066 (Those POME’s really got theirs then!)
6. 2019, the year of Bladerunner (one of Harrison Ford’s greatest roles behind Han Solo)
5. “The Drive” January 11, 1987 John Elway drove the ball 98 yards to beat the Cleveland Browns and go to the Super Bowl.
4. The Second Death Star was blown up. (This would have been higher if the Death Star was actually completed)
3. May 19, 2005. The end of an era.
2. October 18, 1976 (if anyone knows why, you KNOW why)
1. The first Death Star was blown up. (Need I say more?)
“There are only two things I hate in this world; people who are intolerant of others nationalities, and the Dutch”
Seriously, I’m born and raised in Atlanta, GA. I graduated from the University of Alabama with a degree in accounting and am now working towards my CPA. I love to travel and backpacked Europe alone for two months a few years ago and would do it again if time permits, or even if it doesn’t. I consider myself easy to get along with but my enemies wouldn’t say anything cause I killed them before they had a chance. The best advice ever given to me was from my mother, “Men lie, women are deceitful.” To this day that holds true. For other facts about me please refer to my FBI file, and if you think I’m kidding about that…
"Everyone has a little dork in them, mine carries a lightsaber."- Philip
You have a Purple Lightsaber.
Purple is associated with wisdom, dignity,
independence, creativity, mystery, and magic.
Purple denotes high spirituality and religious
aspiration. Purple also represents Peacefulness
and Purification. It also has a sense of
intuitive understanding and a feeling of
intimacy with the world.
What Colored Lightsaber Would You Have?
brought to you by Quizilla
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